{"id":3234,"date":"2010-07-22T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T15:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/divers\/non-classe\/histoire-resumee-pour-ceux-qui-n-auraient-pas-encore-lu-la-bd\/"},"modified":"2010-07-22T15:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T15:02:00","slug":"histoire-resumee-pour-ceux-qui-n-auraient-pas-encore-lu-la-bd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/histoire-resumee-pour-ceux-qui-n-auraient-pas-encore-lu-la-bd\/","title":{"rendered":"Histoire r\u00e9sum\u00e9e pour ceux qui n’auraient pas (encore) lu la BD"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Nous sommes dans un petit bled appel\u00e9 Bethl\u00e9em, un 24 d\u00e9cembre vers minuit.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Quand tout \u00e0 coup, on entend un cri abominablement affreux<\/span> <\/p>\n

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(genre \u00ab\u00a0ouin ouin\u00a0\u00bb, sauf que l\u00e0, c’est \u00ab\u00a0Oint oint\u00a0\u00bb).<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Un lapin bleu, attir\u00e9 par la lumi\u00e8re d’une \u00e9table, vient voir ce qu’il en est. Il sonne (Ding-dong) et se fait accueillir par deux animaux qui cr\u00e8chent l\u00e0.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Il s’agit d’un boeuf qui cherche \u00e0 comprendre<\/span> <\/p>\n

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              et d’un \u00e2ne qui ne cherche PAS \u00e0 comprendre.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Un vilain-m\u00e9chant-serpent-pas-beau a aussi \u00e9t\u00e9 alert\u00e9 par le \u00ab\u00a0Ouin ouin\u00a0\u00bb et d\u00e9cide de s’approcher de l’\u00e9table par un int\u00e9r\u00eat tout \u00e0 fait personnel.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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 <\/span>Pour cela, il va user de nombreux stratag\u00e8mes (mais vous ne saurez  lesquels qu’en lisant la BD…)<\/span> <\/p>\n

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A quelques lieues de l\u00e0, des ovnis viennent perturber deux bergers (allemands) et leur troupeau.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Apr\u00e8s pr\u00e9sentation, il se trouve que ces ovnis sont des cr\u00e9atures l\u00e9viternelles et qu’elles vont voir un Sauveur qui, para\u00eet-il, est n\u00e9 quelque part dans une \u00e9table (quelle id\u00e9e !). Les quelques moutons ont l’air de vouloir \u00eatre de la partie aussi.  <\/span> <\/p>\n

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Apr\u00e8s quelques h\u00e9sitations, ils foncent.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Mais on a oubli\u00e9 de vous dire que quand le b\u00e9b\u00e9 est n\u00e9, il y a une maxi-\u00e9toile qui est visible de superloin (Superloin, c’est un pays du c\u00f4t\u00e9 de l’orient).<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Et comme elle est visible, des gens l’ont vu. Eeeeh oui !<\/span> <\/p>\n

Et ils se mettent \u00e0 marcher en direction de l’\u00e9toile, sans trop se poser de questions, parce qu’ils sont s\u00fbrs que quelqu’un d’important est n\u00e9.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Ces gens sont trois rois (carr\u00e9ment !) dont un \u00e9l\u00e9phant un peu marrant, un dromadaire un peu scientifique et un tigre qui devra un peu supporter les deux autres.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Pendant ce temps-l\u00e0, le serpent, lui, s’approche de plus en plus…<\/span> <\/p>\n

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et les moutons aussi, mais plus lentement…<\/span> <\/p>\n

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 <\/span>Les \u00ab\u00a0ovnis\u00a0\u00bb ont eu le temps d’adorer le Sauveur, en silence, \u00e0 la cr\u00e8che.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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et de repartir paisiblement.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Mais comme les moutons se sont un peu paum\u00e9s<\/span> \"page32-image2-Lapinbleu-Nuit <\/p>\n

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un ovi<\/span> <\/p>\n

(puisque cet objet volant<\/span> <\/p>\n

est maintenant identifi\u00e9)<\/span> <\/p>\n

est charg\u00e9 de les guider<\/span> <\/p>\n

en balisant le chemin.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Le lapin bleu, dans l’\u00e9table, a surpris une conversion entre un ange (Gabriel, qu’il s’appelle) et la maman du petit qui est n\u00e9. Il retransmet ce qu’il a entendu aux au<\/span>tochtones.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Visiblement, le boeuf a compris, mais l’\u00e2ne, lui \u00e7a ne l’int\u00e9resse pas trop, la religion…<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Comme les trois rois ont un peu perdu l’\u00e9toile de vue, dans un patelin appel\u00e9 J\u00e9rusalem, ou quelque chose du style,<\/span> <\/p>\n

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ils d\u00e9cident d’aller se renseigner chez le commer\u00e7ant du coin.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Le commer\u00e7ant du coin n’est pas tr\u00e8s commode, il s’appelle H\u00e9rode et il a une couronne sur la t\u00eate.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Quand les trois rois sortent de chez H\u00e9rode, ils aper\u00e7oivent l’\u00e9toile qui est revenue et la suivent (c’est vachement Biblique, cette affaire, si si)<\/span> Mais le serpent qui ne s’en sort pas, avec ses coups foireux \u00e0 Bethl\u00e9em, d\u00e9cide d’appeler son copain.<\/span> <\/p>\n

Une seule solution, stopper \u00e0 tout prix ces trois rois.<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Les moutons, entre-temps, sont arriv\u00e9s \u00e0 l’\u00e9table<\/span> <\/p>\n

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                      et l’\u00e2ne craque…<\/span> <\/p>\n

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-Les rois arriveront-ils \u00e0 trouver l’\u00e9table avant H\u00e9rode ?<\/span> <\/p>\n

-Le serpent arrivera t-il \u00e0 d\u00e9vorer le b\u00e9b\u00e9 ?<\/span> <\/p>\n

-L’\u00e2ne va t-il \u00eatre frapp\u00e9 d’apoplexie ?<\/span> <\/p>\n

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Vous le saurez en lisant l’album…<\/span> <\/p>\n

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  Retour \u00e0 la page pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente<\/a> <\/p>\n

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Nous sommes dans un petit bled appel\u00e9 Bethl\u00e9em, un 24 d\u00e9cembre vers minuit.       Quand tout \u00e0 coup, on entend un cri abominablement affreux   (genre \u00ab\u00a0ouin ouin\u00a0\u00bb, sauf que l\u00e0, c’est \u00ab\u00a0Oint oint\u00a0\u00bb).   Un lapin bleu, attir\u00e9 par la lumi\u00e8re d’une \u00e9table, vient voir ce qu’il en est. Il sonne (Ding-dong) …<\/p>\n

Histoire r\u00e9sum\u00e9e pour ceux qui n’auraient pas (encore) lu la BD<\/span> Lire la suite\u00a0\u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[153],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-bd-le-projet-son-but"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/croixglorieuse.org\/lapinbleu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}